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Scry Me a River

Scry Me a River podcast

Don’t Poison Your Friends – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley discuss the listener-submitted suggestions for how to decide who goes first, advise on how to stop being the EDH archenemy, talk about the way competitive players influence casual Magic, and then Denis tilts off ferociously about an LGS Horror Story.

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The Flat Moon Society – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley get across all your favourite segments – AITA, LGS Horror Stories, and even Power Moves! They talk about the best ways to determine who gets to go first, buying out underpriced cards in an LGS, and reveal the hidden truths of the flat moon.

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Canister Damascus – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley get very real while talking about their parents and video games, then go straight back into the nonsense with some terrific AITA questions, using MTG to teach kids how to lose, and, of course, the importance of knowing about a canister Damascus.

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Frozen Pizza Cinema Box – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley talk about sneaking food into cinemas, store owners absconding with thousands of dollars of pre-orders, an LGS Hall of Shame, how to get out of a brewing funk, and the greatest scams they’ve ever seen pulled off.

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How to Get into a Nightclub for Free – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley explore stomping your LGS with tier decks, people taking advantage of social hand-smoothing algorithms, missing your untap step, and then spend ages talking about nasty things they did at high school and how to get into nightclubs without paying.

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Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley share some incredible LGS Horror Stories that involve bribery, corruption, and disastrous tournament rules, rule on some Commander-based AITA questions, and explore some of the issues that arise while playing paper Magic with social distancing.

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Gank Me from River – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley advise on how to meet cool people, discuss slow play on MTGA, explore the role of proxies in Commander, and share LGS horror stories. They also launch a new segment, MTG Red Flags, and Riley unveils his excuse as to why he doesn’t have to play League.

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High-Tier Chip-Grabbing Strats – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley unpack an exciting professional collaboration opportunity, explore the best way to take large but polite handfuls of chips, run through a stack of AITA situations, and offer more sage wisdom on how to succeed with Magic broadcasting.

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We Did This One Live – Scry Me a River

This week, Denis and Riley go through CFB Pro and what it involves, advise on how to intervene in Magic-based conflict between siblings, share some terrific Power and Empower Moves, and reflect on the Resident Evil 7 saga.

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I Don’t Know Your Wife – Scry Me A River

This week, Denis and Riley advise on how best to get a partner to play Magic with you while stuck at home, get Power Moved from every angle by the listeners, make definitive Am I the Arsehole judgments, and make Riley out to be a merciless philanderer.

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Riley’s Shameful Snack Secrets – Scry Me A River

This week, Denis and Riley explore the establishment and enforcement of house rules, how to become the villain in your playgroup (and why you should), share some top-shelf Power Moves, and uncover a deep, shameful secret that Riley had never before revealed to anyone.

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This One’s For The Trapmakers – Scry Me A River

This week, Denis and Riley talk about ways to spice up a timid or inactive EDH playgroup, share some Empower and Power Moves, advise on how to get started in Magic commentary or broadcasting, and then just talk about cricket fielding positions for like fifteen minutes.

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Frasier-Based Personality Tests – Scry Me A River

This week, Denis and Riley offer their perspective on and experience with working from home, then get sidetracked and take Frasier personality tests instead. They go through a long list of both Power and Empower Moves, discuss streaming, and share suggestions on how to stay sane while confined to your home.

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